fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “apply to radioshack with profound knowledge of electronics”

Bottom Text: “asked how well i can peddle cell phones in interview”]

true story. i thought I’d help the world with my knowledge of electrical components and general tech gizmos. turns out they just want me to sell phones and plans. who comes in for an HDMI cable and picks up an iphone because it was convenient?

My husband has a mantra he has to repeat to himself “Cell Phones, Sell Phones” which is much more clever in print now that I think about it. He has a bachelors in technology :( Though on the other side of things, He also gets asked to do on the spot technical support on a regular basis.